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sarahharasb:

theboychosenbythekeyblade:

you forgot the best one:

So he came prepared lol.

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jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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edwardspoonhands:

Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.

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guy:

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my stripper chicken dances perfectly with this song

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